Fail Name

Baseball can be a dirty business, but sometimes even the players’ names are dirty! Without further ado, it’s time for the Failname Baseball All-Name Team!

Name: Johnny Dickshot

Position: Outfield

Years Played: 1936-1945

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Name: Rusty Kuntz

Position: Outfield

Years Played: 1979-1985

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Name: Kosuke Fukudome

Position: Outfield

Years Played: 2008-

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Name: Jim Cockman

Position: Third Base

Years Played: 1905

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Name: Woody Held

Position: Shortstop

Years Played: 1954-1969

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Name: Eddie Stanky

Position: Second Base

Years Played: 1943-1953

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Name: Albert Pujols

Position: First Base

Years Played: 2001-

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Name: Dick Dietz

Position: Catcher

Years Played: 1966-1973

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Name: Doug Fister

Position: Pitcher

Years Played: 2009-

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In the Bullpen

Name: Chief Bender

Years Played: 1903-1925

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Name: Antonio Bastardo

Years Played: 2009-

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Name: Cannonball Titcomb

Years Played: 1886-1890

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Name: Dick Pole

Years Played: 1973-1978

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In the Dugout…

Cum Posey, OF, 1911-196

Ethan Faggett, OF, 1992-2002

Jorge Poo-Tang, OF, 2004-2008

Dick Padden, 2B, 1896-1905

Pussy Tebeau, OF, 1895

Steve Sharts, P, 1985-1990

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